now, the real reason for my post...these are a few of my favorite
i'll just start by saying that i'm usually a huge fan of anything with super funny, witty, quick dialogue...or anything reallyyy weird (a.k.a. about people that like to eat rocks or dress up as babies and change their own diapers, etc.)...or certain train wreck type reality shows (a.k.a. i'm a huge slut bag teen, oops, now i'm preggo, i can no longer be a cheerleader, but i somehow manage to have enough money for a boob job).
on to the important stuff. i guess i'll just kinda loosely go in order of the weekdays. and, just cuz i mention a show here, please don't think i necessarily watch that show every single week. i'm not a tv whore. sure, certain shows i don't miss, but i also read and go for walks and volunteer at the homeless shelter (ok, maybe one of those is a small fib)!
1) house. after 8 seasons, they just had the dramatic 2 hour series finale. i haven't watched it yet, so don't spoil it for me! i only watched this show maybe 3 seasons out of the 8 that it was on. i got kind of tired of the very formulaic structure...someone has an unexpected accident or sickness, no one can figure out what's wrong with them, house dicks around for three quarters of the show and acts like a huge asshole, his doctor team manages to fumble around and get the diagnose wrong repeatedly while the patient gets worse and worse and at some point coughs up blood, and then, in an epiphany, house manages to figure out that the patient has some disease only .000001 percent of the population has ever had. but, i did like the show though, ha. not only was hugh laurie superb at covering up his british accident but chase was also pretty hot.
2) new girl. hands down my favorite show on tv right now. the first couple episodes started off a little shaky, but it's really grown into itself quite nicely. so freaking quirky and hysterical. love love love jake johnson and zooey, but the whole cast is great. a+
3) cougar town. i didn't think i'd like it, but i do. i really do. really funny. really fast paced dialogue. you really have to keep up, but the writing is just great. really.
4) the middle. love the dad from 'scrubs' and the mom from 'everybody loves raymond'. the kids are all such dorks in their own ways, and they're all such great actors. another really funny, quirky show.
5) modern family. this is almost my favorite over 'new girl'. the writing is awesome. i swear, these writers are so talented. and, every single character/actor on the show is so funny in their own right. there hasn't been a single episode yet that has disappointed.
6) parks and rec. love it. nuff said.
7) the office. this show probably should have ended a while ago because it was so great in its prime, but it still has its good moments. still a funny one to watch. what's up with james spader though? such an odd role.
8) mad men. sure, literally everyone on the show is a raging whore and/or an uncouth liar, and it's a bit somber most of the time, but there's nothing i love more than seeing a bunch of
9) sister wives. maybe this seems like an unusual pick...especially since i'm not religious, let alone a crazy polygamist mormon. and, who wants to hear 4 moms yap on and on about their 18 children? but, first off, if you're a polygamist mormon, i want to watch that shit. second of all, if you willingly have 18 children and still want more, i want to watch that shit. i love watching shows about crazy people...especially when they think they're on some holy path to who the hell knows what. and yeah yeah, i know that watching their show is like feeding into all the madness and whatevs, but i don't give a crap. it's like a bad car accident...i gotta see it. plus, i'm hoping to like, see an elbow or something. please! all those damn long sleeved shirts. who knew god (or joseph smith or some other made up prophet) wanted us to wear long sleeved shirts all the time? i had no clue! here i am walking around like an asshole in tank tops. i mean, can you even imagine my gull!?
10) the pauly d show. i highly recommend not watching this show.........while sober. or ever.
11) wilfred. it will be back on june 28. so stoked. weirdest show ever. like i said, i love me some weird. gotta watch. little baby faced elijah wood and a man in a dog suit that loves to smoke pot? yep, sounds magical to me.
11) tosh.0. you know, my future husband. love him. the show's pretty a-ok too.
12) 16 and pregnant. or teen mom. basically, the same show...just different levels of how good of an option suicide is looking. another show that's like a bad car accident. i mean, the girls are just so dumb. i know you're only 16, but really, you were that excited to have sex with toothless bobby or fat albert that you couldn't possibly stop to think about birth control for 2 seconds? i'm always rooting that by the end, these crazy kids will make it. but, ya know what? they never do. they're all sorts of across the map with their antics. they always have to have their inevitable little check up with dr. drew. and, he always pretends to help them by looking really concerned and talking in a low, calm, submissive voice like caesar millan...and he seems so pleased with their progress (a.k.a. they're now out of jail and have regained custody of their child) even though they usually manage to continue to fuck up pretty royally. not the best 'doctor' i've ever seen.
ok, that's enough garbage for one night. and, i just realized i have two #11s. woooooo.
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